1. Forum
  2. FidoNet
  3. FUNNY

  • a dirty joke from a 4yo b

    From George Pope@1:153/757 to Mike Powell on Sun Jun 30 15:30:06 2024
    You know it! Where was your obligatory inclusion of funny in the above post?
    The only jokes I have seen or heard lately are the ones that are already posted here! :D

    It doesn't have to be fully on topic to the subject line -- just a funny joke, pun, story, or poem. . .

    Say SOMETHING funny!

    Personally, I don't memorize as many as I used to & a lot too lazy to type the ones I have, so I use Google in another tab/window to find the ones I'm thinking of or to look up new ones on a topic, & copy+paste them in here. . .

    Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to GEORGE POPE on Mon Jul 1 08:13:00 2024
    Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

    That is a good one. I will include a potentially funny tagline below.

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Mike Powell on Fri Jul 26 09:39:46 2024
    Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She >> replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
    That is a good one. I will include a potentially funny tagline below.
    Mike
    * SLMR 2.1a * bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap.

    Literally, the least you could do for a funny inclusion! :D

    A: The punchline always come before the joke Q: What is the worst part about time travel jokes?

    I was trying to think of a really good punchline. This is as best as I can do Floyd mayweather, Mike Tyson, Deontay Wilder and Earnie Shavers

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)